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to help your alien
buddies to get some Earth pussy! Shoot the dogs with tranquilizers,
or drag them while they
are sleeping by clicking and holding them. Get 3 of your buddies on
dat ass and you WIN. |
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Adult
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A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with
sweat and orders 5 whiskies.
"What's wrong with you?" The barman says.
"In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there
'til Christmas," he replies.
"We'll see about that," says the barman and goes out to the car park.
He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the
window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down
the window to talk to the policeman.
"It's all right officer, I'm just shagging the wife," he says.
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife" replies the cop.
The barman replies -"Neither did I 'til you shone your torch!" |
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