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Sexy brunette
named Jill just steps in your door.
And she starts stroking you, giving you great head. Now you can tell
her what to do next.
Do you want to have you big dick licked? Do you want to take her doggie
style? You can fuck her
any way you want. Slide your cock on her pussy, slap her ass. |
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Adult
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A bloke wins the lottery and decides to buy himself a Harley Davidson, he goes
down to his local bike shop and after purchasing a top of the range bike, the
owner of the shop tells him to coat the bike in Vaseline every time it looks
like raining. That night he goes and picks his girlfriend up on his new toy and
heads over to her parents house for the first time. As they arrive there, she
explains to him that whenever they have dinner, don't talk.
"If you talk," she tells him, "you have to do the pots." The man is astounded
as he walks into the house as it is a complete mess. Anyway, the family all sit
down for dinner not saying a word. The man decides to take advantage of the situation
by groping his girlfriend's tits, yet there is not a sound from anyone.
So he decides to shag his bird on the table, and still there is not a word. He
then proceeds to do his girlfriend's mum over the table, but still, amazingly,
there's not a word from anyone. Just at that moment he notices the rain on the
kitchen window and remembers his precious motorbike, so he reaches into his pocket
and flops the Vaseline out.
At which point his girlfriend's dad leaps up and shouts, "Okay! Okay! I'll do
the fucking pots!"
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