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one sexy stud, who has a real thing for sexy cats. But your dumb
bitch
of a girlfriend doesn't underestand this and won't dress up in a cat
uniform for you.
So you have to go and find some slut to cheat on your girl. |
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Adult
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A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with
sweat and orders 5 whiskies.
"What's wrong with you?" The barman says.
"In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there
'til Christmas," he replies.
"We'll see about that," says the barman and goes out to the car park.
He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the
window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down
the window to talk to the policeman.
"It's all right officer, I'm just shagging the wife," he says.
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife" replies the cop.
The barman replies -"Neither did I 'til you shone your torch!" |
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