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Sexy flash
animation. Press the button in top right corner to undress the blonde
chick. And when her bra is down you can click left, up and right
arrow in the right corner to slap her boobs. When you think you punished
her enough, click double arrow to pull down her panties. |
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Adult
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A bloke wins the lottery and decides to buy himself a Harley Davidson, he goes
down to his local bike shop and after purchasing a top of the range bike, the
owner of the shop tells him to coat the bike in Vaseline every time it looks
like raining. That night he goes and picks his girlfriend up on his new toy and
heads over to her parents house for the first time. As they arrive there, she
explains to him that whenever they have dinner, don't talk.
"If you talk," she tells him, "you have to do the pots." The man is astounded
as he walks into the house as it is a complete mess. Anyway, the family all sit
down for dinner not saying a word. The man decides to take advantage of the situation
by groping his girlfriend's tits, yet there is not a sound from anyone.
So he decides to shag his bird on the table, and still there is not a word. He
then proceeds to do his girlfriend's mum over the table, but still, amazingly,
there's not a word from anyone. Just at that moment he notices the rain on the
kitchen window and remembers his precious motorbike, so he reaches into his pocket
and flops the Vaseline out.
At which point his girlfriend's dad leaps up and shouts, "Okay! Okay! I'll do
the fucking pots!"
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