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| Chick is
laying on your bed and she wants you to please her.
You can choose what will you excite her with: your fingers or your
cock.
With your fingers you can touch her tits and shaved pussy, with your
cock you
are able to explore her horny cunt, slap her boobs or put it in her
mouth.. |
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Adult
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A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife
if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies
"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife "No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy
bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black"
"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere
to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and
I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell
you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and
there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and
I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."
"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little
Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the
girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby starts
crying and the mother exclaims,
"Well thank fuck for that !"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that the
little bastard was going to bark!" |
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